Are you telling me the fate of 12 billion people is in the hands of a thief, two thugs, a murderer, and a maniac?
that feeling when you finally get past a really slow car
This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Needed this today
when you hear people preach that it gets better, they aren’t joking. if it’s not better yet, it will be.
Hockey is so fucking entertaining without even meaning to be.
All these hockey gifs and they didn’t include the best one:
this made me want to watch hockey
that gif above me. is my home team.
She wouldn’t stop playing with guns so we set off some fireworks