"I like cancelled plans. And empty bookstores. I like rainy days and thunderstorms. And quiet coffee shops. I like messy beds and over-worn pajamas. Most of all, I like the small joys that a simple life brings."
- note to self (via eauphory)
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if i get rich my mom gettin paid first thing
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when u take off ur iphone case and it feels like ur holding a newborn
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everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight
well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off
this looks like so much fun
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no mom you’re grounded
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when you message somebody and it says “seen” and they don’t reply
i completely forgot that you actually have to pay for internet
unless you’ve got
My python don’t want a Sister unless you have two bunnies, Attila the Hun.
You are welcome.